I was trying to break my previous record on the box jump, and to minimize weight I removed all of my clothing.
My previous records was 5'3", so the box height was set to 5'4". I was focusing on getting my hips up to 5'10" and quickly pulling my knees to chest level to just clear the mark.
Stomped on the tip of my own dick, and while in the crouched position.
I froze in quiet agony and slowly fell backwards.
It healed well enough, except for a small scar that looks like the word "ROOS."
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I'll trade you a belt and road for some pitchforks and torches.
I'm out of everything but sutra and kama.
You're standing in some yin and yang while children are starving in China.
It's true. I once stepped on my yinyang.
I was trying to break my previous record on the box jump, and to minimize weight I removed all of my clothing.
My previous records was 5'3", so the box height was set to 5'4". I was focusing on getting my hips up to 5'10" and quickly pulling my knees to chest level to just clear the mark.
Stomped on the tip of my own dick, and while in the crouched position.
I froze in quiet agony and slowly fell backwards.
It healed well enough, except for a small scar that looks like the word "ROOS."
Weird. I have a similar scar that looks like the word "KANGA."
"Kanga" means "don't know" in an Australian aboriginal language.
But now I know, so you ruined it.
You still don't, and I don't either
Because kanga is a compound word in English, and the aboriginal syllable structure is improperly compounded.
I'm almost out of runway.